Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears flip, flop? Can you use them for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are the curly on the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip flop?