For
many years we have been pointing out (and documenting with scores
of Scriptures) that the Scholar’s Union of The Alexandrian
Cult—Conservatives and Fundamentalists, foremost—have only two life goals,
or “mind-sets, “in their ministries. The first is to substitute themselves
in your minds and hearts as the final authority “in
The most fruitless Bible-Blockheads in this century are the men on the revision committees of the ASV. NASV, RSV, NRSV, and the NIV. All of them “got by” on their reputations, which their own kind built for them, in return for the same favor. All practical atheists and secular humanists operate the same way, regardless of their “professions” in “verbally inspired” non-existent “original autographs.” They love those that love them.
Watching Ankerberg, Carson, MacArthur, and Metzger giving compliments to Jimmy White for his ridiculous “scholarship” is like watching John Gotti, Lucky Luciano, Vito Genovese, and Albert Anastasia paying compliments to Al Capone for his integrity as a businessman. Depravity appeals to depravity. Corrupt Greek manuscripts and corrupt “variants” go nicely with corrupt scholars and corrupt revision committees.
So, here we show our readers what will happen to them if they take the “scholarship” of such Bible-Blockheads as Erwin Nestle, Eberhard Nestle, Kurt Aland, Eugene Nida, Palmer, Barker, Farstad. Fee, and White seriously. We cite the biggest, bombed-out act of the twentieth century; the Nutty Idiot’s Version (or the Nincompoop’s Incoherent Vision).
If you want to turn into an illiterate Biblical “Junkie” these are the versions that will quickly reduce you to the level of the men listed above, and their buddies: Doug Kutilek, Bobby Scumner, Bobby Ross, Stu-Baby Custer, and the authors of “God’s Word”—the name of the latest Alexandrian corruption being sold in “Christian” Bookstores. Here are some examples of what they do:
1. Lose the revelation of Job, chapter 38; Psalm 82; and Isaiah, chapter 14, by removing “replenish” from Genesis 1:28 and 9:1-2.
2. Pretend the “Giants” didn’t show up in Genesis, chapter 6, by using an archaic UNREADABLE WORD, “Nephilim.”
3. Lose the connection between Christ as a Lamb and God the Father as a RAM in Genesis, chapter 22 by transposing the word “Himself” (Gen. 22:8).
4. Lose the revelation about Army Mess Halls by getting rid of a 1995 contemporary American word (Gen. 43:34) “Mess.”
5. Lose all of the Second Advent references to Israel in Genesis, chapter 49 by altering “last days” to “days to come.” (
That would eliminate five hundred references in the Old Testament, alone.)6. Learn how to throw your dictionary out the window by converting an “UNSTABLE” man (Reuben) into a “turbulent” man, which Reuben never was:
Simeon and Levi were.7. Converting Jesus Christ as Israel’s Law giver into a piece of wood (NIV—Gen. 49:10, a ruler’s “staff”). (This is the way to Biblical illiteracy! Walk ye in it!)
8. Get rid of God’s name where He reveals His nature (Exod. 3:14) by saying
“who I am” without saying WHO He is.9. Get rid of the three great truths regarding Biblical Salvation in Exodus, chapter 12. “A lamb,” The lamb,” and “Your lamb” (vss. 3-5).
10. Deny remission and atonement for sins by creating a blatant contradiction in Exodus 34:7; Romans 3:25; and Hebrews 10:1-4, thus losing the key to the expression “for the remission of ins,” which occurs four times in the New Testament The Bible- Blockheads force their readers to come to THEM for the “Greek” of Acts 2:38, which was interpreted for them in the English (AV) of Exodus 34:7 apart from any “Greek” or Hebrew.
11. Learn how to make a liar out of the Holy Spirit, from Exodus to Deuteronomy, by claiming that ALL of the Jews who left Egypt died before they got to the Promised Land (Heb. 3:16). They didn’t. (And you don’t think the HOLY SPIRIT MESSES UP THE MINDS OF THESE APOSTATES, AFTER THEY HAVE TREATED HIS WORDS IN THAT FASHION, while professing to believe in “verbal inspiration”?)
12. Get the purity out of Christ’s blood by destroying the type in Deuteronomy 32:14. Get rid of the “dragons” in Psalm 44:19; Jeremiah 51:37; and Ezekiel 29:3, so you don’t have to take THE DRAGON seriously (Rev. 12).
13. The Jewish judges who return with Christ to judge the twelve tribes of Israel (Matt. 19:28), don’t get to “sit in judgment” (Judg. 5:10). (They just “sit” on saddle “blankets.”)
14. Convert Rebecca’s “earring” (Hebrew “nezem”) into a “nose jewel” (Gen. 24:47), although you go on translating it as “earring” in Exodus 32:2; Judges 8:24; and Proverbs 25:12.
15. Convert the “Dragon” (Rev. 12) into a fire-breathing Crocodile (Job 41), with multiple heads (Ps. 74:13-14). (This is the way to Looney-Toon Scholarship: Palmer, Ankerberg, Bob Jones III, Barker, Fee, White, etc. Care to join them?)
16. Get rid of the preservation of God’s words (that you are suppose to be learning) by pretending they are not preserved (Ps. 12:6-7).
17. Abandon the Scriptural admonition to study these words, and then abandon the Scriptural order on HOW to study them (2 Tim. 2:15). (And this will produce “godly” scholars and “accurate scholarship”? Are you out of your mind? They are. They always have been. They always will be.)
18. Erase the prophecy of the New Birth from Psalm 22:30, so you will be as stupid as the “master in Israel,” who “Knew not” these things. (John3) (Nicodemus had been studying the “newer, better, more modern translations”—ignorance begets ignorance.)
19. Get rid of God’s words again, by converting the “word,” showing up in Psalm 119: so it is converted to “promise” in verses 160 and 170.
20. Convert God’s “MERCY” into LOVE (Ps. 136), when the two words are never the same in any Dictionary. Mercy is NEGATIVE: He is kind to the Just and the Unjust. Love is positive (Eph. 5:25; John 3:16). Mercy and love both DISAPPEAR after Revelation, chapter 20, in regards to those who love to make a lie (Rev. 22:15).
21. Lose your respect for the word and words of God by destroying Psalm 138:2, so that His “word” is NOT “exalted” above His name.
22. Destroy all knowledge of water in outer space (Gen. 1) by forcing the Bible dumbbell (reading this Nutty version) to substitute “SKIES” for “HEAVENS” in Psalm 148:4. This makes you as stupid as the stupid committee who made the stupid substitution.
23. Protect sinning fools by pretending they do not “Make a Mock of SIN.” They just mock “making amends (archaic) for it,” which, of course, means NOTHING.
24. Obliterate the greatest verse in the Bible telling a Christian how to keep his THOUGHTS clean (Prov. 16:3). Convert this into a Wiersbe-Carnegie-Shuller-Peal proverb, so you can “succeed.”
25. Completely obliterate the AV revelation given to you about the MINDS and motives of philosophers and Bible revisers (Prov. 18:1-2). (This is the way to sin, hell and death. Follow ‘em if you’re as stupid as they are!)
26. Justify self-righteousness in all sinners, by claiming that NONE of them proclaim their “own goodness” (Prov. 20:6).
27. Get rid of “Hell,” and convert it into physical death (Prov. 23:14).
28. Get rid of Bible-believing preachers and convert them to “reverent Biblicist TEACHERS” (NIV—Eccl. 12:9-10) or “godly SCHOLARS.”
29. Destroy the advanced revelation of Isaiah 6:13 found in the 1611 AV by pretending “NO ONE WILL BE EATEN.”
30. Cover up Satan’s LOCATION by altering Isaiah 14:13-14. They took out the direction: “NORTH.” (Note three justifications: one for sin, one for Hell, and now, one for Satan. This is the way! “Walk ye in it,” to be a “godly” scholar with the “best and oldest manuscripts!”)
31. Cover up the advanced revelation, given in 1611, that the Antichrist will major in “peace talks” before he takes over the “peacekeeping” forces (Dan. 8:25, 1:21, 24).
32. Erase the KEY to Biblical interpretation by altering “SIMILITUDES” to “parables” (Hos. 12:10).
33. Get rid of Christ’s eternal connection with the Trinity, in Micah 5:2, by adopting the reading of the Modernistic National Council of Churches (NCC), i.e., the RSV and NRSV.
34. Obliterate the advanced revelation of the AV, given in 1611, that shows the Son of Perdition majors in IDOLS (Zech. 11:17).
35. Make a sinner out of Jesus Christ by removing “without a cause” from Matthew 5:22. (And you think God Almighty is going to leave the MINDS of these vicious reprobates intact after doing that?! And you are dumb enough to think He will not mess with YOURS if you follow their example?)
36. Pretend that “TARES” look like WEEDS instead of WHEAT (Matt 13:25-30).
37. Get rid of the Roman Catholic prayers by the widow, for her dead husband in purgatory (Matt. 23:14), clearly revealed in 1611, but obliterated in 1995 (and 1880, RV, and 1901, ASV). (Wanna “learn the Bible?” Want a “readable” Bible that will “suit your needs?” Wanna “deeper understanding” of the word of God? GET A NUTTY IDIOT’S VERSION.)
38. No “whale” swallowed Jonah in Matthew 12:40. Isaiah was a liar (Mark 1:2-3), the dying thief had no “LORD” to pray to, Christ is not omnipresent (John 3:13), you should worship TWO Gods (John 1:18), and you need to get rid of all of the words (and word) of God in John 8:43, 47. What God “says” (NIV) must not be said in “WORDS!”
39. John 10:6 was not a parable, although it revealed the rapture and the advent: it was just a “figure of speech” to these blind, stumbling, blundering, blithering IDIOTS who are going to help you “learn the intent of the original author.”
40. The proofs for Christ’s physical resurrection were NOT “infallible” proofs (NIV— Acts 1:3).
41. No scholars “hold the truth in unrighteousness” (Rom. 1:18), all scholars “retain God in their knowledge” (Rom. 1:28), and none of them would have ever “changed the truth of God into a lie” (Rom. 1:25). (If you believe that you are ready for the nut house. Take your Nutty Idiot’s Version with you.)
42. A child of God, who walks in the flesh, is NOT under any kind of condemnation (Rom. 8:1), although the same chapter says God will kill him (vs. 13),
I am tired of typing; I am going to quit. I’ve only given you forty-two cases; I have fifty-one to go. Enough is enough.
If you want to learn the word of God, get the “whole counsel of God,” learn what the truth is, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, start prayerfully READING and BELIEVING an Authorized Version from the English Protestant Reformation. If you want to turn into a typical Laodicean, Middle-class, dead orthodox apostate, with about as much knowledge of the CONTENTS of the Holy Bible as Pope John Paul or O. J. Simpson, get you an NIV and read it through twice a year. At the end of that time, you will have destroyed enough of your mind, and your common sense, to qualify as an assembly-line worker in the flap-folding department of a cardboard box factory.
There is no quicker way on earth to produce a whole nation of incompetent
Bible-Blockheads and egotistical Scriptural ignoramuses than to study ASVs, NASVs, RSVs, NRSVs, and NIVs.
